15 October 2005

Chickens don't know geometry

It's midnight and I haven't eaten since breakfast. I run down to the 24 hour squat'n shop and get me an 8-piece tub of grocery store fried chicken. Upon my return home, I open the tub and remove 3 pieces of grocery store fried chicken - one juicy leg and both flightless wings. I try to return the tub to it's original closed and secure position, but it won't close. Conclusion: 5 pieces of grocery store fried chicken require greater tub volume than 8 pieces.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the pieces of chicken inflated their 'inflatable life vests'after you removed their friends from the bucket.

10:41 AM  

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