Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Have you noticed that there's a trend in women's fashion to wear sweat pants with various logos printed across the rear? You know, like maybe a pitch for their school or favorite sport. Or something cute and flirting, like "Princess". Whatever. Some of these may go to far, though. Today I saw a woman with the word "JUICY" right across her ass.
Personally, I'm not so turned on by the idea of a woman with a juicy ass. I almost went up to her and asked if she had those pants on backwards. Or maybe just to suggest that she change the caption to "Slippery When Wet". But her ass was not only juicy, it was very muscular and getting beaten up by a woman with a strong juicy ass wasn't on my calendar.
Possibly she was just giving appropriate warning for some kind of gastrointestinal issue. Maybe "Stay Back 100 Feet" would have been more helpful.
For all I know, she may be into guys with a taste for the juicy behind. In which case, how about something more subtle like "Get Your Kicks on Route 66" with an arrow pointing down?
Personally, I'm not so turned on by the idea of a woman with a juicy ass. I almost went up to her and asked if she had those pants on backwards. Or maybe just to suggest that she change the caption to "Slippery When Wet". But her ass was not only juicy, it was very muscular and getting beaten up by a woman with a strong juicy ass wasn't on my calendar.
Possibly she was just giving appropriate warning for some kind of gastrointestinal issue. Maybe "Stay Back 100 Feet" would have been more helpful.
For all I know, she may be into guys with a taste for the juicy behind. In which case, how about something more subtle like "Get Your Kicks on Route 66" with an arrow pointing down?
posted by Chris at 20:09
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